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WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD

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FLOATIE FASHION SHOW

October 22th, 2014

come with your best to the mall next to the gumball machines for a chance to win $69 and tickets to see Mr. Muffinz live in Pakistan.

A WORD FROM THE BOOK OF MUFFINZ:

"If he that goeth from me travel the path of thy unknown he shall follow me into my cottage. We shall lay in hammocks and eat from the trees of the dieties with hands of monkeys and teeth of tigers. Gays are like straights but straights are not like gays. Blacks are africans and africans are americans. Jews and Mexicans are like Puerto Ricans too. But what about women arent they human too. We might hate aliems but how do we know they hate us. I have seen UFOs summoned on the local news but i havent seen an aliem in my church. All we can do is castrate pedophiles and feed the goats. Let us be at peace with our ways and hold them close to our nose so we may smell the odor. It is the odor that lingers in our minds in times like these. Smell them and know its muffins in the morning like coffee. The best things are always inside."

MUFFINZ MUSIC

tigershark is a great artist with minimalist bass and gripping poetical lyrics for the mind body and holy spirit support him today but remember what would tigershark do?

69/69 MUFFINZ

you can catch mr. muffinz at

Town Players Theater all day everyday, you know what it is like we do, local theater fuck with it. we up in here for real this year get those season tickets early bird special status you already know what it is, cult culture 24/7 69 days a week i got like 10 decades in this shit get your crackerjacks and come see me.

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help wanted: interns hired hourly, $69 per 3 hours of service. you will need a resume though. so prepare yourself for the journey of your lifetime must type on macintosh computers and be comfortable with yourself so that you can make coffee and witness cult culture at its finest. Applicatiants must have the skills required to clean organize and decorate sheds. GED is not required but may be helpful. PHDs will be considered too. BA degrees need not apply. Masters Degrees might be ok but I dont know yet. You must have your own car and gas and food clothing anfdd shelter. You will be reimbursed for your time with money and valuable experience never obtained by most. Must be available for 10 years and willing to travel and will be considered for full time position upon completion of training which we will pay for but you will not be paid for that time. Email mrmuffinz6969@gmail.com to apply immediately.

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A LEtteER TO KATE , KATE JACOBS IF YOU DIDNT KNOW THEN.

HERE IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR:

"dear the one and only honorable most talented kate jacobs, i would like to call upon you for answers to questions that we all may have. you can knit too so we will have other things in common. You are true inspiration to many followers, you may also wish to join a cult today! But for now lets just exchange gracious words amongst the world of me and you. Please let me know how you feel in your heart. Thanks be unto you and also to you."

LET US SEE WHAT TRANSPIRES AND STAY TUNED FOR THE DETAILS AS THEY EMERGE UNPREDICTABLEY IN AN EXCITING TIME! BUT NOW YOU CAN SEE KATE HERE:

did you know? probably not though....

blueberry muffins the official state muffin in Minnesota since 1988 when were we back then.

Where were you though?

FALSE FLAG ALERT!!!!!!!

*6911 always remember

holy toledo! christopher?

it wasnt long before we did something about it! those who know the truth shall see the LED.

look at "science" and "scientist" uber to be exact explain the universe. Claiming balloons are floaties but not seeing LED technology is irrelevent in the minds of men. Floaties though, wet. You know its right if you can read it from your eyes and heart AND your 69th chakra. This conspiracy is already exposed and emailed too but we still wait as time passes and "science" passes of lights in ballons FLOATIES but no we will find out more if you come out of the shadows of heathenism and join a cult for at least a few hours a week. But false flags are everywhere so we will find out before the aliems and stay alert amber is watching.

WATCH THIS UNBELIEVABLE HOAX SCIENTISTS HAVE CLAIMED PROPHECY

LOST& FOUND

last seen on twitter using alias @uberscientist . we know you but you know we do too.

MR MUFFINZ EXPOSES HOAX ARTIST:

the stocks have what illuminatis prefer to call investors. but people always need a stock in the market. but how? they have to learn too much that they can't even schedule into a busy day in a cult. but dont worry mr

muffinz made millions and maybe billions in the stock market crashes of 1969. but that was then when this is now but we must think about later because stock market complicated and unpredicted! it goes up but maybe DOWN!!!! thats no good for you. but there there guess what because investors are you too!!!!!! repent and rejuvinate your day today because investors always lose faith! but how though!??? a faith is not lost because you dont even know so investor is lying to us. they always lose faith but they always want to have faith but they cannot be dependable so, dont trust an investor or you and your money because if you join a cult maybe faith will be long term like designed by Allah and even Jesus says so, if you still want to trade stock tips then you can always have faith and buy all one stock and that one will go up because it might go down other times right! so believe me i was rich before you were.

WE HATE GLUTEN!

DON'T BE LIKE US

FREE GLUTEN!

PRO-GLUTENITES REJOICE!

GLUTENS HAVE SOULS TOO

gluten hate speech propaganda

by gluten free mom! we hacked

the internet and found her own

personal propaganda site. CLICK HERE TO READ LATER

macaroni?

WORDS MEAN A LOT!

learn about it right here:

FIAT - some people say fiat is a car others argued it is a fag bitch? but gays cannot obtain a license yet in many states and what about lesbian dogs too? dogs dont smoke so are gays really fags? or are cigarettes really gay? did you know fags can be called faggots too? but faggots are burning bushes not STDs but like Jesus saw after 69 day and nights. i guess jesus did smoke cigarettes! but he didnt drive a fiat. Was Jesus gay? you decide with guidance from a cult because etemology is very important to understand languages and accents from native cultures and foreingers. what does FIAT mean to you? Find out next time on words mean a lot!

GUESS NOW CHRISTOPHER NOW CALLING YOURSELF "THE LEGITIMATE SCIENTIST" after you admit hoax and cannot even measure the time for 60 seconds on a simple scientifc stopwatch and count a keystroke! no wonder you might work for NASA but now we must investigate cults like GFE? But now to claim floaties were not wet does not prove anything. ARE THEY WET YES ARE THEY FLOATIES NO, but you must be politician because now you claim semetic dissonance? this is just another play of words that can be used to trick children! THEN YOU SAY YOU WILL NOT APOLOGIZE AND LITERAL 1 WORD LATER CLAIM "I'M SORRY" and what is this involvement with shapeshifters or is this another one of your elaborate hoax? floaties are slippery as you running by pool because you flip-flop all day like political scientist! when does real science begin and poetry reading end? you speak now so forever hold your peace. christ opher holy toledo our prayers are with you repent and join a new cult.

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TOP PROSPECT : MOST HIGH RECRUITING

Name: Skip Schalk

Location: Paragould Arkansas

Athletics: Polar Plunge at Special Olympics

Current Cult Data: Being licensed into the ministry Jan 1, 2012 at Unity Baptist Church by Bro Tracy Archibald

THIS MOST HIGH RECRUITING LEVEL PRIORITIZE ACCORDINGLY!

LAST SEEN ON SOUTH 7TH STREET AND WEST MUELLER WEARING A RED COLLAR SHORT SLEEVE? SHIRT

CALL IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE DETAILS MAY BE ABLE TO

REMAIN ANONYMOUS IF YOU DO *67 THEN WE WILL DO *69 OK?

WAS HITLER AN ALIEM TOO? HOW

CAN WE BE SO SURE? MY SOURCES
SAY MAYBE BUT WE WILL LEAVE THIS ONE FOR THE PROFESSIONALS TO FIGURE IT OUT! did you know adolf (a+do+lf-do=alf=aliem) also was known as hitler? sounding similiar as "stifler", a nazi (pronounced not-sea ;only leaving land and air and outerspace!) had concentrations of 6.9 million jews in his cult camps?! even blacks gays and indians were included. but why do they kill their own cult members? they could be aliems if logic is deducted. this has been a national inquiry community service announcement

BUT WHAT ABOUT DRAGONZ?

no dragonz are not anime, but maybe they are aliems. not to be confused with double dragon. getting back to where we last left off, do dragonz exist? if dragonz did exist already then they maybe went into extinct mode. but if dragonz never existed how do we know if god created them? dont worry! we are only here to help. that is why we are seeking the answer from mamas menstrual and www.google.com see what we found:

"If anyone had thought to ask him, Tyrion could have told them not to bother. Unless one of those long iron scorpion bolts chanced to find an eye, the queen's pet monster was not like to be brought down by such toys. Dragons are not so easy to kill as that. Tickle him with these and you' ll only make him angry.

The eyes were where a dragon was most vulnerable. The eyes, and the brain behind them. Not the underbelly, as certain old tales would have it. The scales there were just as tough as those along a dragon's back and flanks. And not down the gullet either. That was madness. These would-be dragonslayers might as well try to quench a fire with a spear thrust. "Death comes out of the dragon's mouth," Septon Barth had written in his Unnatural History, "but death does not go in that way."

"Missing a patch of jewels, actually. Smaug had encrusted his otherwise vulnerable underbelly with a layer of gold and jewels from centuries of resting on his hoard.

The "knocking" thrush overheard Bilbo remarking on this, and told Bard who later shot his black arrow through that bare patch."

WICCA PLEASE! WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WICCA LEAKS:

how does the illuminati always stay thin and trim? what about wiccas? we bring unto you the secrets that are hiding for centuries among us. with aliems dragonz and shapeshifters how do we know who is illuminati or really just a cult? here is what we hacked off the internet for you to try at home, but remember wiccas are devil worshipers but can be terrorists too!

"All you need for this spell is a selection of herbal oils to add to your bathwater. You only need a few drops each of:

• Grapefruit oil
• Lemon oil
• Sage oil
• Basil oil

Run a deep bath for yourself, and add 4 to 5 drops of each oil into the water. Give it a swirl with your hands to mix, and get in. Have a nice soak, and enjoy the fragrance of the bath.

Then concentrate on the changes you want in your body, and rub the oiled water all over yourself. Visualize how you want to look (be realistic!) and feel your excess weight melt off into the water. Stay in the bath until the water cools.

If you can schedule this spell for a Saturday and/or during a waning moon, it will be even stronger. But as I say with many of my spells, magick can't produce miracles. Casting this spell, then sitting on the couch all day will give you no success. Eat better and exercise more, and this spell should give that edge to lose weight."

STORKS

ILLUSTRATED

ISSUE #1 COVER (ROUGH DRAFT)

BANNED BY KICKSTARTER!

storks drop babies, and thats a lot of work, but what do storks get? storks illustrated! become a pro life now and save the storks! did you know 69% of teen moms have abortions. now that abortions are trending in schools storks are in the gravest danger since we can all remember. remember though we all come from storks so lets do this together! ok?

We will be fundraising the money along with Big Wigger on Tuesday and Wednesday 5-7AM in front of Dollar General's store by way of new up and coming local charity: DAP$ 4 DOLLAZ!

did you know that your donation of $1 for daps can reduce ebola and other bacteria and germs up to 69%! and help save the storks at the same time! WOW what a bargain!

donating dollaz is a great way to meet your new friends and join a cult too

"yo,im jarell i gotta xbox controlla nigga wanna play wit me in MTVs crib?"

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

THATS BECAUSE ITS

TOILET TIME !!!!

did you know that human beings spent 69% of their life using or cleaning a toilet? but why are they mostly white? thats ridiculous! i have a teal toilet with a synthetic leather seat. so what though because toilet time is a time we all share together as humans on the planet. so join us next time when its toilet time!!!!!

in the search of aliems all evidence can only lead to one other thing except for a shapeshifter and that is a dragon. but what do dragonz keep trending for? of course we all knew tiny dragonz still exist but what about big dragonz? we said no way because dinosaurs are extinct and sasquatches too. but every has seen a UFO but because they thought it could be aliems they maybe saw an airplane. but they probably really should have seen that i could have been dragonz. dragonz also can breathe fire. but why does everybody love dragonz when they are devils worshipers. dont let the government fool you to think aliems exist because it was probably just a dragon. but hey they say all the sceptics and antagonists have proclaimed they too have been abducted and probed for what they call "information" however we discover this to be illuminati cover up for cia and former fbi and even military too who had operation "roofie a doofie get all goofy" aka R.A.D. G.A.G. or even volunteer gay communal orgy. but politics can be confusing so we will let you know about it. while hollywood continues to film war on terror, we will be going to war with dragonz slaying all in our path. watch out for wiccas and rennaisance fair is satanic rituals just waiting to happen so be careful, and dont forget to remember they still could be aliems or shapeshifters out there. but look military cults riding dragonz! shapeshifting and branding the humans!

MARK OF THE BEAST!-->

THIS "YOUTH CARTEL" DENYING OUR COHORTZ EVEN AFTER $6900 FOR

APPLICATION!!!! ALL THEY CAN SAY IS WHAT THE HECK AND WE ASK FOR AFFIRMITIVE ACTIONS FOR COLORED AND WIGGERS TOO..BUT MAYBE CHILD CARTELS ARE UP TO SOMETHING! WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING IN SEMINARS Not OPEN TO OUR CULTS ONLY OUR CHILDREN?! start snitchin!

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dragon wand

WE FOUND THIS EVIDENCE WITH LEADS:

Merry Meet :))) I am most excited. After about 4 years of searching I have finally found my wand. :)))) I am super particular when it comes to my magickal tools. Many of them I have collected over years. I will use items that I find in nature until I have that tool that just feels right. I've wanted to work with a wand for quite some time now. I have worked with various branches that I have picked up and have been looking for a more formal one. The other night I found the wand above, lovingly named the Dragon Wand, by it's creator. :))))

I was attending a class with Christopher Penczak at the Awen Tree, a shop that is about a half hour from my home. One of the girls that I've seen at a couple of his classes now has an amazing flair for creating magickal tools. I have a scrying mirror from her too that I'll show you a bit later on. :)))))) She was showing me the wands that she had made and some of them were just absolutely gorgeous. The ones with glitter and gemstones were definitely catching my attention. She then put the wand above in my hand.

As soon as it hit the palm of my hand, my hand started vibrating and it was like the room and everyone and everything in it was melting away. It just set so perfectly and I immediately felt warm and safe. I turned it over looking at it and I knew right away it was the one. When I looked up at her, she had the biggest smile on her face, she already knew the wand found where it belonged. She told me that she had found it on the ground beneath a Sycamore tree after a storm in a park near my area. She told me that as soon as she picked it up she felt the presence of a dragon and strength. For those of you who have been with me a little while, last year was the year of the dragon for me. :))) It was all about finding my voice, and strength and getting ready for the big changes that this year and the next are bringing me. It was validation for me that indeed I am to work with this wand.

I currently have it setting on my kitchen altar next to wear I work. I am looking forward to working with it soon :)))))))))

Much Love and Many Blessings,

Jasmeine Moonsong

FALSE PROPHET

THE RED COATS COMING!

MARK OF THE BEAST!!!

DISNEY PATSY CAKE

kreshawn claims to start a cult

but what do illuminati know about cult, maybe cinncinati has undergound disneys world but if you see this shapeshiting creature beware and offer jesus blood. beware of the false idol! shapeshifters can be wiggers too so look up

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